Monday, October 01, 2007

Rogue Trader Armitage


Her cruiser: Duchess Blackwater




Rogue Trader
Jennima Armitage

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Arbitrator Metropolis


an entire planet controlled by the Adeptus Arbites

Ultima Junction
Farockaway
Squat District
Alforetta
Loinborough (Halfling district)
Adeptus Arbitropolis
Underninth Ward
Port Mestaxion

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Angels of Our Lady


Celestine Style Saint of Battle Sisters

Friday, July 20, 2007

Beastman Kill Team

Loyalist Abhumans, Bestial Servants of the Emperor, Imperial Guard Regmt.7

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Imperial Guard Morale



Morale is good, sir.
Very Good.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Squat Kill Team



they live!

GW can pretend they are dead, but the Space Dwarf Army still fights on !

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Slann Dreadnauts


Slann War-Machines on parade

Monday, July 16, 2007

Grey Knights ride on By



in a swampy region, the GK commandeer a boat and proceed to drive-by shootings at the Necrons and Nids on shore.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Poesie


Grass is Blue, Sky is Green, Kill Da Eldar, Kill da Eldar

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Grey Knights, Death Wing, Tyranids



DA: Knights Leader this is D-Wing Alpha, do you copy?

GK: Roger D-Wing, this is Knights,go ahead.

DA: Swap you some bloodletters for these nids, you game ?

GK: ready and willing, we'll bring the beer...

DA: over and out, five-X-five.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Glory in Death


If you get killed in 40K, what are the chances of you continuing on as a Dreadnaught ?

Friday, July 06, 2007

Chaos Chommittmenz



Space Marines Chapter Lords of Radiation, Admiral Josiah Providence presiding, here on the Command Cruiser Eniwetok to set things straight in this region.

Imperial Governor

The local Ecclesiarch in the Sector, FRIAR NADD, arrived to save the day.

ELDAR RAIDERS



The elusive Eldar corsair known only as Red-Tail arrived to stake a claim on the planet.

ORK WAR-LORDS



Olog Phenix Jakka, and Waalord Kregg, on the Kroozas codenamed BUCK SHOT and LOUIEVIL SLUGGER, advance to Glory.

Space is Deep, But Boring



Planet Squirmal, soon to be a site of Karnijje

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Battle Beyonce the Stars



Orks and Eldar call temporary truce and charge the Imperials.
Imperial decides that Chaos is the less of three evils, and calls "parley" to Radiation.
Chaos angles to hard starboard to rendezvous with Empire.
Eldar dodges asteroids to hamper Empire.
Orks burn thrustas to gain center of Board.

Empire is hard engaged, Eldar is raked with fire, Orks driving strong.
Chaos has wisely (some say cowardly) skirted the sun to formate with Empire.

Empire becomes burned, Eldar is halved, Chaos has no guns,
and Ork prow armor has proved effective.

Transmissions intercepted from the Ork ships indicate that Ork Warlord Kregg usurped command from Olog-Phenix at the last minute, but that is usual for their foul kind.

Empire sends out life pods,
Eldar recovers his wounded,
Chaos ducks into Warp.

ORKS win the planet, with all that is implied.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Refits on the "Emperor's Hand"


Rogue Trader Cruiser built as a Lancer.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Actual Content In the Queue



Very soon, we are led to believe from Sources out of Ophelia VII, actual content will be on display here from the BFG party held recently.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Blog Author Deemed Excommunicatus



Due to lack of any real content, and especially while showing content that betrays contamination by the xeno, the author of this blog has become target of the purgers. That is All.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Logo of the KINGS HIGH



The Kings High , a fast freighter flagged out of Necromunda, sails the trade runs between Eldar and Imperial worlds in Segmentum Tempestus.
She boasts a high tech suite, advanced medical bay, but requires large cash outlays for her maintenance. If her lush qualities didnt inspire such high marks from the crew, she might not be worth the expense of running her around.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Logo of the Straight Flush


Logo of the Straight Flush

Flush is an old Mark 2 Thunderhawk, which for several dozen years of its life was owned by Blood Axe Orks. Consequently it has three things no other Thunderhawk usually contains.
A. Working Warp Drive.
B. Orkish Machine Spirit
C. Rear Firing, Multi-Function, Traktor Kannon

Friday, June 22, 2007

Blog Author Under Arrest



This blog has been deemed sub standard by the Imperium. Weblogs have been mandated to become heroic, and this one lumbers along like an Ogryn living down a week long Frenzon binge. The publisher of this blog has been remanded to a penal battallion until such time as content improves.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Rogue Trader from Necromunda



Cordell de Helmawr recently aquired the Rogue Trader cruiser (Name Withheld) at Utopia Banx. The ship was commissioned as a Free Charter and rechristened
"EMPEROR'S HAND"


previous aquizitions of C.D.Helmawr include the Recommissioned Cargo Cruiser
"KINGS HIGH"




and the converted Thunderhawk
"STRAIGHT FLUSH"


Thursday, June 07, 2007

Hello, Anyone ?

I can't believe no-one has converted Ogre Bulls,
or any Ogre Kingdom troopers into some truly nasty 40K Ogryn.


never mind, there are some people awake out there...

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/imperialguard/painting/ogryns/default.htm

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Chaos Terminators

Lords of Radiation



Chaos Terminators
(Tactical Dreadnaut Armor)



Cults of Radion


Saturday, May 26, 2007

VGA Planets, Battlefleet Gothic & 40K Mod


here we see a Planet Killer, enroute to Ultima Macharia.
the circles are Squat minefields.
the blue square is a jump gate.

VGA Planets - 40K Mod Screenshots


the opening menu to play the Chaos Forces in 40k Planets.

Warp Storms in Echo Quadrant


VGA Planets, the 40K Mod

an old game hacked into the 40th millenium

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Like a Train Wreck


4Ok Pregnancies

Guide to 4OK girls:
Sister, has black armor

Eldar, has white armor and pointy ears

Ork, has green skin

Marine, has blue armor

Necron, has green eyes and metal skin

Guard, has brown uniform

Chaos has red hair and skull medallion

Dark Eldar, has pointy ears and black armor

Tyranid, has red "hair" and freckles

Tau, has blue skin

Monday, April 30, 2007

Sad Story of Death and Loss


Well my laptop got stolen . . . Thus blogging and other related important activities have gone poo-poo. I had backups of 90% of what was on my laptop, but its that 5% left over that gets ya. Also my digi-cam was in the bag, so my photo-blogging will take a big hit also. However, since I'm getting a new laptop, I'm getting a great one. This baby will have the sys-reqs to handle Dawn of War on it.
Now I'll have Necrons THREE different ways: BFG, 40K, and cyber-spacBEZZARCH !! AUAAAUAUUAGHGGHH!!sorry for that. The Necron Lord just shot me with his power-staff, and in a voice as cold as space he reminds me that no-one uses the term "cyber-space" any more, don't be a fool.


Friday, April 13, 2007

Tzeench Chosen Ones


Quit pecking on me.
Shut up Bird Brain.
Well that's another feather in your cap I suppose.
We got here on a wing and a prayer.
I just flew in from Ryzan and boy am I tired.
Whatta bunch of turkeys.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Heretical Engineer constructs Illegal Time Machine


A squad of Slann interlopers goes raiding,
out partying after their 80,000 year hiatus. (you thought we didnt exist ?!?)
Whoever's responsible for this intrusion
will be skinned alive by the Ordo Xenos.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

RPG - Imperial Guard versus Chaos Spawn


In the underhalls of Necromunda hive,
Detail Squad seeks a solution to the local problems.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

BFG Campaign Map


square magnetic tokens have "army" logos and numbers on them,
then the player tracks which stack is how strong and what composes said army group.
For example the Imperial 33rd Group could contain 750 points of Gothic ships
and 2550 points of Guard troops.

Monday, April 09, 2007

BFG Fleet Actions

BFG Fleet Actions

The Fall of Radion:

Space Marines versus Heretic Naval Squadrons

Sunday, April 08, 2007

BFG Fleet Actions

BFG Fleet Actions


Archaeotech Monolith: hauled off by Cobra Escorts

Saturday, April 07, 2007

BFG Fleet Actions

BFG Fleet Actions


Imperial Fleet Kriegbaum (Pines of War)
You should read Admiral Krigbaum's Memoirs "Confession of a Nova Cannon Addict"

Friday, April 06, 2007

BFG Fleet Actions

BFG Fleet Actions


Approaching the Big Silver Monolith

Thursday, April 05, 2007

BFG Dice

Ensign Stimpson, please consult the Space Cadet Handbook:

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

BFG Handbook


What are your orders, Pieter ?

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Gothic Planets

I'm playing the 40K mod for VGA Planets . . .
 
(-h000)<<<>>>
Turn is #79

RACE SCORE PLNTS BSES WAR SHPS

Necron 10426 48 19 69 0

Ork 9732 60 21 72 0

Tyranid 9660 45 25 43 0

Im-Guard 9110 46 19 63 0

Tau 8485 32 23 47 8

Slann 6874 47 22 44 1

Eldar 6513 53 20 37 3

Dk-Eldar 5525 37 13 38 0

Chaos 5164 37 14 32 0

Sp-Marine 4331 30 14 25 0

Squat 4296 50 15 18 0

Sunday, April 01, 2007

40K RPG Story Thus Far . . .

Our heroes killed the rampant Xeno-Blob on the Necromunda Liner.

The rat-man Bouncer stole a priceless pre-Heresy artifact. (1 of the 4 Icons)

the group fought off a corrupt post-master on the Inquisition planet Beta Westar.

(Cordell, Mont-Ka, Bouncer, and Ka-Tappa)
(navigator, gunner, scoundrel, and repairman)

Our heroes scouted around for their spaceship, and found it at the South Pole of B.Westar,
and killed off the reptazoid aliens inhabiting the canyon thereabouts.

They pulled the spaceship from the ruins, and it was an ancient Thunderhawk, Mark 2. but it had been looted by Orks and completely refit for their needs. So it had a rear-firing Traktor Kannon, and an Orky Machine Spirit named Trapper. Our heroes fought off some chaotic pirates while they repaired the STRAIGHT FLUSH, which the craft is named.

One of the side effects of the Traktor Kannon, is that it leaves a tiny but temporary gravity warp at its point of effect. This plays merry hell with spaceships that may be pursuing the Straight Flush "throo de cosmos". Also rare is a warp-capable Thunder Hawk. plus the Traktor can be rigged as a tow-bar, to quintuple the cargo capacity of the ship.

Celebration of Goals Achieved




The goal was Death.


We caused plenty.


We celebrated with a custom cookie.