Everyman Has a Big Problem

Later, the pikeman sat on Everyman, who just had to weight him out.

Everyman, Never one to be Sheepish

Crime doesn't pay, but the stew is passable.

Faithful hound! go find me some pompous fox-hunters we can prank.

Everyman Strikes A Gain

Everyman: Behold Ethobald, I have captured a dire moose !

Ethobald: Gadzooks, what a feast it shall make !

Everyman: Nay nay on the feasting, we shall make many guilders from this moose.

Ethobald: How so?

Everyman: We'll take it to the Faire, confine it to the stadium, and make wagers on how close does it take a shat to the King's booth. with the winnings, we can buy many feasts.

EVERYMAN in TROUBLE

If I had stolen eggs, would ye book me for poaching ?


When I trespassed at the Cathedral you called me an arch criminal.

Every-Man Episode 17 or so

The tyrant grinds down his slaves and they don't turn against him, they crush those beneath them.

...ever still the publicity hound...

New for Fantasy Hero

on the origin of PCs

Everyman, The Revenge

If that popinjay remains in town, Miss Maybelle at the grocery

shall not regard me again.

Silence, Dog !

EVERYMAN

Everyman Quits His Day Job, #14

Everyman, Epsiode 13

How doth Quality of Life Evade Me ?

Everyman Volume 12

Everyman is Everywhere, in Everystyle.

Fear Not! the Bayeaux Fashion returns next week.

Ye Story of Everyman, Part the Tenth

Verily, a world of travail has followed purchase of ye dog.

Everyman Contre-Tunage

Tales of the Earworm

perhaps he should hum Diamond Dogs

Everyman Episode Nine: Teched in the Head

Perchance in a fortnight or two, Everyman shall awaken from his swoon, and relay to us good folk what conversation has transpired between himself and ye duchess...

Everyman Eight

"Wherefore?" quoth ye quadruped...


Verily, I shall shew thee where fore!

Everyman Episode the Seventh, In which the Inevitable

Inevitably, a fair maiden must disrupt the precarious balance of the land of menfolk.

Asked the wench what she wanted to be,
She said listen knave, canst thou not see?
Good squire you can drove my cart,
that will be your noble start...

Be Silent and Hold Still That I may Shoot Thee.

Ye Tales of the Wyld Hunt



Well, it sure beats Pilgrims Progress.

Methinks the worst political advice has ycomme from ye empty stomach.

any knave that can drove an ox-cart safely while also kissing his wench has not
given the kiss the attention it deserves.

Everyman, Episode Four

Tip for this fall season: Azure is the new Chainmail !


Our color density now exceeds our century number by four.

Epic Tales of Everyman, the Fantasy Hero

A jackass thou wert, a donkey thou art, and a father of mules shalt thou forevermore be.