Tuesday, December 30, 2008

How I spent my X-Box Vacation

Mister Rogers
Indiana Jones
White Wizard
Cowboy Curtis
Hulk Hogan
The Rock
Buccaneer Captain
Red Ranger
Pink Ranger
Power Rangers!

Not Ultimately Shown Yet:
Abe Lincoln

Thursday, December 25, 2008

How I Spent My Christmas Vacation


Part One:

Saint Nicholas
Harry Potter
Samuel Jackson
Spock, Kirk
McGruff the Crime Dog
Bill and Ted
Jackie Chan
Care Bear
Optimus Prime
Benito Mussolini

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

How I Spent My Christmas Vacation

part Two

Darth Vader
David Lo Pan
Jambi Genie
Han Solo
Invisible Man
LV246 Alien
Doc Ock

Sunday, December 21, 2008

How I Spent My Christmas Vacation

Bystanders in the 
Back Row:
John Krigbaum
Foxy Brown
JRR Tolkien

Middle Row:
Doc Brown

Front Row:
Marty McFly
Dolph Lundgren
Biff Tannen
the turtle

Saturday, December 13, 2008

GL Oath

"In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night, 
do-dah, do-dah,
No Evil shall Escape my Sight, 
all the do-da day.
All the do-da daaaay, 
all the do-da niiiight,
Beware my Power Green Lantern's Light, 
all the do-da day."*

-- Green Leghorn?

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Gozer the Traveller

Gozer the Gozerian? 
Good evening.  As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York,  I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin  or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Gozer the Destructor

Gozer the Traveler! 
She will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. 
During the "Rectification" of the Veldronai, 
the Traveler came as a large and moving Zorg! 

Then, During the Third "Reconciliation"
of the last of the Meketrik Supplicants, 
they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! 

Many Zugs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted 
in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you...

Friday, October 31, 2008

Game Night with Nephew

on game night we played CHEZ GOTH

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Speaking of the Hulk

Every villain runs off at the mouth,
whinging on about their power level.

Here the One and Only Hulk catches Dormammu Monologuing.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Everyman Has a Big Problem

Later, the pikeman sat on Everyman, who just had to weight him out.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Captain America Undercover

Cap goes undercover, to rescue his sidekick. but only orders the mineral water.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Dark Champions of the Fifty States

Dark Champions
of the
Fifty States

its a look at what might be going on in the Dark Champions universe, when there's superbeings from places besides Hudson City.

like, what if they were from a small coastal town in Massachusetts?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Attack of the Ape Squad


a band of Goons has been seen on the loose near Neptune City

click here for the
ape-men with super-powers

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Heroes of the Fifty States

Work still continues on the
Heroes of the
Fifty States

shown here,
Captain Buckeye,
of Ohio.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Everyman, Never one to be Sheepish

Crime doesn't pay, but the stew is passable.

Faithful hound! go find me some pompous fox-hunters we can prank.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Everyman Strikes A Gain

Everyman: Behold Ethobald, I have captured a dire moose !

Ethobald: Gadzooks, what a feast it shall make !

Everyman: Nay nay on the feasting, we shall make many guilders from this moose.

Ethobald: How so?

Everyman: We'll take it to the Faire, confine it to the stadium, and make wagers on how close does it take a shat to the King's booth. with the winnings, we can buy many feasts.

Monday, August 25, 2008


If I had stolen eggs, would ye book me for poaching ?

When I trespassed at the Cathedral you called me an arch criminal.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Oracle of Detroit

Here She Is, the Sorceress Supreme of Downtown

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Every-Man Episode 17 or so

The tyrant grinds down his slaves and they don't turn against him, they crush those beneath them.

...ever still the publicity hound...

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Thursday, July 31, 2008

USA 5O Family Portrait

Rare Error-Version

Massive USA Gallery, Superheroes of all 5O States

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Everyman, The Revenge

If that popinjay remains in town, Miss Maybelle at the grocery
shall not regard me again.

Silence, Dog !

Scooter Pit-stick

The players had formed a D&D adventuring group without a single spell caster. After their first disastrous adventure, they advertised in the local bars and taverns for a spell caster. But their reputations prohibited a serious respondent. They finally got contacted by Scooter Pitstick, a half-orc of some small reknown.
Being as he was the only applicant he got the job. Through their early journeys together, it came out that Scooter was on a one year quest - undertaking a vow of stupidity. He was not able to use his intellect to solve any problems, but had to go on instinct instead. He felt that he could best exhibit his disdain for reason by hiring on to the players. He was a reasonable spell caster, but never felt the need to cast spells in front of the players (they always had another way out, he felt). Until they were captured and imprisoned by dark elves.
When he was asked for help, he responded by saying Egg! What the hell? Oh, they figured out that he wanted an Egg (he did not speak common, and none of the players spoke Orc - adding to the hilarity). Once he got the egg, it turned out to be the material component for "stinking cloud", which Scooter used on the guards in order to escape the prison.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Prince Inspired Muses

Party Girl 99:

Crying Dove:

Cherry Moon:

Purple Rain

She walked in, and I woke up,
I'd never seen a pretty girl look so tough.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Everyman, Epsiode 13

How doth Quality of Life Evade Me ?

Captain Indiana


Egyptoid Strikes Again


Friday, July 11, 2008

Random Meta-Human Encounter Generator

Every GM needs the ability to generate a random Meta-Human encounter in most roleplaying games. This set of handy charts pre-supposes that the Meta-Human in question is capable of breakfall, Other than that, all details are determined from the following tables. Unless otherwise directed, determine a random character to be the focus of the encounter, and then roll once on each table, and let the good times happen.

Type of Meta-Human?

1. Micro-Meta-Human (1d6 inches tall), and 2-12 Meta-Humans arrive.
2. Normal Meta-Human, seemingly.
3. Normal Meta-Human, in Appearance, but intelligent and capable of speech
4. Brightly Colored Meta-Human, (1d6, 1 lime green; 2 hot pink; 3 electric blue; 4 shifting colors, 5 camo, 6 same as player)
5. Really Big Meta-Human (6d6 feet tall)
6. Humongous Meta-Human (8d6 hexes tall)

Whence comes the Meta-Human?

1. On the ground, near the player (random direction, 1d6 hexes away)
2. Tangled in the clothes of the character (1d6 - 1-3, pants or skirt; 4-5, shirt; 6 hat or hair)
3. Floating in the air, near the character's head
4. In a previously unscouted nearby terrain feature (thicket, pool, grating, fence, tree, hedgerow)
5. Appears in mid-air 12 hexes above the character, and falls on them
6. Meta-Human appears in a dimensional crack (random direction, 2d6 hexes away) and is driven towards the character by a servitor being to an elder god

Meta-Human Special Abilities

1. Burst into flame
2. Secretes special pheromones that will grant the ability to perform pleasing, artistic renditions of Atlantean Poetry and love ballads
3. Squirt acids that dissolve anything but glass and noble metals such as gold.
4. Emit psionic static that negates all thought, magic, mental powers, and free will within 10d6 hexes
5. Meta-Human will "gate" in 2 identical Meta-Humans every 4 phases, beginning on phase 8 after appearing. Additional Meta-Humans have this same ability, but all other attributes should be diced
6. Meta-Human has a glowing hair-bob, will attract any members of the opposite gender to the character wearing the hair-bob.


1. Escort the Meta-Human to the nearest salt water ocean, reward will be blessings from the priesthood of the high Atlantean church
2. Curse of the Were-Human - character has all limbs transformed into thumbless paws - they must defeat the Were-Human in man-to-Meta-Human combat in order to remove the curse
3. Meta-Human (and now his new friend, the character) are pursued by fanatical members of the anti-Meta-Human squad (bearing powerful weapons and abilities, and bent on the destruction of all Meta-Humans and their allies)
4. Meta-Human is the key to a dimensional portal that will EITHER be used by an elder god seeking to destroy reality, or the servitors of a promethean power that will help protect this dimension. Only the Meta-Human knows for sure.
5. The secret order of Atlantis knows of the Meta-Human's value in opening the lost temple of Dev'Menki-Dev'Mall in the Great Dismal Swamp. The Meta-Human must be kept alive.
6. No quest, the appearance of the Meta-Human is the random and capricious act of a harsh universe.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Everyman Volume 12

Everyman is Everywhere, in Everystyle.

Fear Not! the Bayeaux Fashion returns next week.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Ye Story of Everyman, Part the Tenth

Verily, a world of travail has followed purchase of ye dog.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Viney Badloch

Reluctant Hero, dressed in canvas,
with a borrowed sword . . .

Rogue Extraordinaire, Viney

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Everyman Contre-Tunage

Tales of the Earworm

perhaps he should hum Diamond Dogs

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Marvel Galaxies

map of the hot zone

champions campaign set in the marvel universe

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Everyman Episode Nine: Teched in the Head

Perchance in a fortnight or two, Everyman shall awaken from his swoon, and relay to us good folk what conversation has transpired between himself and ye duchess...

She's Nefetronic

she needs powers, origin, character sheet

Sunday, June 01, 2008

She's Egyptolicious

And her little "Spawn of Ammut" will chew your leg off.

Friday, May 23, 2008

The Main Man

This guy is Awsome.

I wish I knew how to say Awesome in Portugese. Mui Grandho!

Creator !

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Everyman Eight

"Wherefore?" quoth ye quadruped...

Verily, I shall shew thee where fore!