Rogue Trader - Koronus Profiteers

Time and time again the Eldar prove they’re not only whores, but cheap whores.

Rogue Trader Cargo List

Items contained in the Primary Hold 
of the EMPERORS HAND RT Cruiser.

Most products are self explanatory, however:
Barrage is a Combat Drug ; Ultra-Smoke is for the Battlefield ; Toxicontin is a medical drug. ;   Denomagen is a classified food substance ; Stokelies are vegetable rations ; Bacoreals are protein rations ;  An organic energy reactor is bascially an STC compatible  Mr.Fusion module.

Roller-Coaster, PHD

Dark Eldar History Month

Dark Eldar, with their huge manlier-than-yours War-Pikes.

Go In Hot and Heavy

This map reminds me of my favorite Warhammer 4OK joke:

the EYE of TERROR is the gate to Chaos,

so it's a type of Khorne-Hole. 

Charles F. Turnitsa IV

you can't censor the main man Chuck.

Gozer the Traveller

Gozer the Gozerian? 

Good evening.  As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York,  I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin  or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Gozer the Destructor

Gozer the Traveler! 

She will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. 

During the "Rectification" of the Veldronai, 

the Traveler came as a large and moving Zorg! 

Then, During the Third "Reconciliation"

of the last of the Meketrik Supplicants, 

they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! 

Many Zugs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted 

in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you...

Praise to Gene Roddenberry

In case you forgot what Star Trek was all about.

101 Uses for a D20

and 1001 Uses for a dead Ultramarine.

Death to the False Emperor !

Say Hello, Spawn

You have spawned out. sorry.

Your WS and BS are 1 each, and O on Sundays.

The Charnie Chaos Spawn
M WS BS S T W I A Dex Ld Int Cl Wp Fel
5 33 0 4 5 20 30 8 - 24 12 22 24 -
Appearance - A shambling squid-like creature with seven snake legs, with the faces of
worms and measels. A cloud of corpse flies surrounds it.
7 slam attacks, and a bite attack at S5. Causes fear in under 10'. The flies cause the PCs to
attack this at -10. According to the Realm of Chaos books, such chaos spawn are subject to
stupidity; it's your choice whether to handicap the beast by insisting on this rule.

Happy Halloween

Time for a Change !!!



seasons beatings from

TZEENCH

Killfrenzy Encore

WEATHER ALERT

80% chance of change.

Grey Knights, Death Wing, Tyranids

DA: Knights Leader this is D-Wing Alpha, do you copy?

GK: Roger D-Wing, this is Knights,go ahead.

DA: Swap you some bloodletters for these nids, you game ?

GK: ready and willing, we'll bring the beer...

DA: over and out, five-X-five.

Blog Author Deemed Excommunicatus

Due to lack of any real content, and especially while showing content that betrays contamination by the xeno, the author of this blog has become target of the purgers. That is All.

Blog Author Under Arrest

This blog has been deemed sub standard by the Imperium. Weblogs have been mandated to become heroic, and this one lumbers along like an Ogryn living down a week long Frenzon binge. The publisher of this blog has been remanded to a penal battallion until such time as content improves.

Like a Train Wreck

4Ok Pregnancies

Guide to 4OK girls:
Sister, has black armor

Eldar, has white armor and pointy ears

Ork, has green skin

Marine, has blue armor

Necron, has green eyes and metal skin

Guard, has brown uniform

Chaos has red hair and skull medallion

Dark Eldar, has pointy ears and black armor

Tyranid, has red "hair" and freckles

Tau, has blue skin

Sad Story of Death and Loss

Well my laptop got stolen . . . Thus blogging and other related important activities have gone poo-poo. I had backups of 90% of what was on my laptop, but its that 5% left over that gets ya. Also my digi-cam was in the bag, so my photo-blogging will take a big hit also. However, since I'm getting a new laptop, I'm getting a great one. This baby will have the sys-reqs to handle Dawn of War on it.

Now I'll have Necrons THREE different ways: BFG, 40K, and cyber-spacBEZZARCH !! AUAAAUAUUAGHGGHH!!sorry for that. The Necron Lord just shot me with his power-staff, and in a voice as cold as space he reminds me that no-one uses the term "cyber-space" any more, don't be a fool.

Tzeench Chosen Ones

Quit pecking on me.
Shut up Bird Brain.
Well that's another feather in your cap I suppose.
We got here on a wing and a prayer.
I just flew in from Ryzan and boy am I tired.
Whatta bunch of turkeys.

Tyranid 101

Gaunt School