Died and Went to Gamer Hell

What - is this 1992 ?   

"New" products on the game shelf consist of 

• Battle-Tech : Re-Vamped
• Shadow-Run : Re-Hashed
• Hero-Quest : Re-Dux

 And dribbling in nearby are Rifts (Necro Edition),
D&D Reanimated, and
Vampire (OMG why is that still alive)

It's like Microsoft bought out the gaming industry.

"Let's recycle junky crud that didn't work 20 years ago,

  slather it with maybelline, and sell it again!"